Post by Necessitas on Jun 7, 2009 0:00:23 GMT -5
My full online name is Judge Dr Isadora Destiny Jones, psycho psychiatrist at law and Lady Echundra Echrassa How exactly did that happen? Well...
Movies I Like(AKA I Stalk the stars list)
Movies I will never watch(AKA My own personal Black list)
Books I love!(AKA The list that always gets edited)
Music(Aka, mention any of these names and singing will commence)
Tv time (AKA the glow time)
Graphic time!(AKA Fangirl gone wild)
A quote from one of my friends rp charries on MNI describing one of my plots.
This is a phrase one of my rp charries on MNI said that i thought was pretty good for a jumble of words.
On this it's a quote from Dirk Pitt, a book charrie.
We didn't start the fire by Billy joel...It's freaking awesome!
Faeries are the awesome! Like vampires...
Three mermiads...i'll explain the three thing later on...
Three elves! Explanation time! My two best friends and I love mythical creatures, and we dorks started a small village of mermaids. The green mermaid is my friend Halle, the mer in the middle is my friend Nessa, and I'm the curly blonde thing (The mer picture was rough to get, It was that, or mermaid melody) In the Faery picture, Nessa is the blue one, Halle is the earthy one, and I'm the red one. And in this elf picture I'm the red skirt one, Nessa is the one in the white outfit with the Rose, and halle is the darkest haired elf.
I'm a Dirk Pitt fan, pure and simple
I am a fangirl, guilty as charged.
You're lucky I'm keeping myself away from Mutt Jones graphics people.
Innit awesomeness? It envokes the muse for me...
I'm a fantasy dork.
*will add some more later*
About Me! (AKA The list of things you need to know about me)
Music, Tell me my life story...
Opening credits: Never Think - Rob Pattison (. . .)
Waking up: Out Tonight - Cast of RENT (What the hell? huh?)
Average day: The restless kind - Trisha Yearwood (Hell yeah! That's me)
Main Theme: Suppose - Secondhand Serenade (Doesn't make much sense when you get right down to it.)
First date: Blue - Eiffel 65 (My first date is with a blue dude? WTBFH)
Falling in love: Who Woke Snow White Up? - Baha Men (I vblame disney Jams. Vol 4. BIG TIME. XDFujnny song though)
Love scene: Stranger - Secondhand Serenade (thank you SS! I love you!!!)
Fight scene: Here I Am - Bryan Adams ( I should stop putting disney soundtracks while I'm ahead)
Breaking up: Missing - Evanescence (Fitting isn't it? Pity I don't have Swift on here, any of hers would be fitting)
Getting back together: My last Breath [live] - evanescence (ummm...)
Secret love: Look After You - the fray (aws. wait..what? AHH! II WILL DESTROY YOU ALL GRR!)
Life's okay: Double Wide Paradise - Toby Keith (TRAILERS!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!)
Mental breakdown: It Ain't A Party - Mindy McCreedy(XD Better a few slots down dahling ipod)
Friendship: Love heals - cast of RENT (ain't it true *huggles all around)
Driving: What You own - cast of RENT (Os that a crack at my suckish driving?)
Learning A Lesson: home - Daughtry (Ahhh, Daughtry. Now tell me what the hell did i learn?)
Deep thought: gotta be Somebody - Nickelback (*fangirl shrieking, faint*)
Flashback: On A Bus To St. Cloud - Trisha Yearwood(...)
Wedding: Rain - Hans Zimmerman (*blink* it's...there's no words!!)
Partying: This is the time - Deboran Allen (It's 8starts crying* sorry..it's the In Memory Cd)
Family: You Can't Take Me - Bryan adams (Eerier songs have arisen here)
Childbirth: I Wish I could Have been there - John Anderson (I beg your pardon?)
Regretting: Seasons of love - cast of RENT (I guess I didn't measure my life in love)
Long night alone: On This Side Of The Moon- alabama (oky)
Death scene: In my Daughter's Eyes - martina McBride (i am going to systematically delelte every song that makes me cry...or not)
Closing credits: Rent - cast of RENT (I dun get it guys...)
Sequel Teaser: When It Comes To You - john Anderson (yawns and waits for new song)
Once again in a different way music...
Will I get far in life?
Crashed - Daughtry 9So..I will if I crash?
How do my friends see me?
The dance - garth brooks (EXPLAIN. NOW)
Where will I get Married?
Ripples In The Rockpools - rita connely (Connemara? in ireland? lol)
What is my best friend's theme song?
watching airplanes - Gary Allen (That's, probably true)
What is the story of my life?
In another's eyes - garth brooks (Huh?)
What is/was highschool like?
Without you - cast of RENT (True. Miss you girly! Get your but back to Bama soon!)
How can I get ahead in life?
Long hard lesson learned - John Anderson (i get it all ready, sheesh)
What is the best thing about me?
La vie boheme B - cast of RENT (I...dun understand)
How is today going to be?
Amy's Back in austin - little texas 9Umm...ok?)
What is in store for this weekend?
Overrated - thriving ivory (I'm guessing...overrated? XDXD)
What song describes my parents?
She Is - The fray 9okay...)
To describe my grandparents?
Get Off My Back - bryan adams (AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!)
How is my life going?
Why - Secondhand serenade (Okay..yeah. that's good...very..precise title there...)
What song will they play at my funeral?
Born To roam - paul Hale (Is it wrong that I just thought of Twilight?)
How does the world see me?
Fairytale - trisha Yearwood (Huh? I'm a fairytale?)
Will I have a happy life?
Perfect Day - Hoku (XD okay, little descriptive there)
What do my friends really think of me?
for heaven's sake - Thriving Ivory (HEY! WHAT THE HECK DOES THAT MEAN?)
How can I make myself happy?
Maybe he'll Notice her Now - Mindy McCreedy (Huh?)
What should I do with my life?
Spinnin' Around - Jump5 (...so...techno *twitches*)
Will I ever have children?
This Ones For the girls - Martina McBride (I guess I am)
What is some good advice for me?
Learning To Live Again - Garth Brooks (umm...my Ipod scares me sometimes)
How will I be remembered?
never Again - True Vibe (ok, so i control people or break the spell?)
What is my signature dancing song?
Fall For you - Secondhand Serenade (umm, don't make much sense do it now?)
What do I think my current theme song is?
Trust Me - the fray 9that confuses me even more
What does everyone else think my current theme song is?
Over My Head - the Fray (Love you too guys)
What will I name my next pet?
Going Under - evanescence (uhhh...right.....)
To explain my avvie (I ran out of readable colors on the drop down list, okay, I'm too lazy to see if all the MNI colors work here) I've told you before I write right? Well, I saw Kayce's avvie and I stole the idea but switched it to my own needs. Originally? Weird eyes. End result? The different eye colors of one of my book charries. She has these...powers. It's still a new idea, and I'll never really explain it fully on here but when she uses different powers, her eyes change. A quick rundown:
Silvery-gray: Her normal Eye color.
Gold: Light, whenever she illuminates something using light her eyes turn gold, also pretains to Life.
Orange: Fire, does not count towards light.
Light blue: Air
Dark Blue: Water
Rainbow: Weather
Green: Earth, does not count towards life
Black-violet: Darkness, and Death.
Yeah yeah, I know they are out of order.
A Kim/Des competition usualy is a fight. A complete smack down. Example,we were making a huge contest out of long rp posts. The final standing was thus.
Kim: 2500 words
Des: 2568 words.
She was so angry after that it was funny. Now I drag it up to annoy her.
My real life friends are dorks too. Example:
"For all you nosy people in here, just like this lady right here, I am not this little boy's mother, I am his sister!" My friend Victoria screamed this in the middle of a mall because a lady asked her if her little brother was her son.
I am a firm believer in psychic abilities. You will have a hard time convincing me other wise.
I can come up with the weirdest names, but really it's just this place helping me out. How else would I know that Abelia is a name, it's origin, and what it means?
Okay, so you know I write. You've seen some of my stories probably. And you've observed that they are very very very very messed up. But, It's just the way I write.
You know you're obsessed with the Doctor when...
The Book Thief is being made into a movie. (If they kill it, they have to deal with me) Here's what I think The cast should be
DREAMS!!!
I once had a dream that seven people were kidnapped, A 22 year old woman with a russian accent, a black girl about 18, a asain girl that looked eleven, a hyperactive blonde girl around thirteen, a black girl around 14, A brunette around 15, and me. We were all shoved into a purple bus, and I struggeld out of my gag. (Yes, we were all bound and gagged) I studied the people, wondering why I thought I knew them. THen the blonde girl started screaming at her dad to stop being an ass and get a job.
Then I realized it was my jointers, Kim, Bella, Jazz, Asma, Josi, and Mel. Of course, I didn't find that weird. I somehow made it out of my ropes, and freed the others. Then Kim and Mel went kung fu on the driver, and Jazz helped me secure the two guards. Bella started driving and we all went to the grand canyon from New York City in about an hour. Then we cliff dove off the top of the Canyon into the river and rode on donkeys with fish tails. Then, We were in Italy, Freaking because We had to get to Hogwarts to stop Kim's dad from taking over the world.
Then Destiny Akuma, my first ever roleplay character showed up. She gave us all a dragon to ride. Kim's was purple, Bella's green, Asma's blush pink, Jazz's Agua, Mel's black, Josi's red, and mine silver. The Destiny Thompson's (another rp charrie of mine) parents showed up and were trying to kill us, but Joshua Greenfellow (yet another rp charrie) carted them off to jail because they were causing indecent exposure even though they were dressed up like eskimos. So we were all flying on dragons and ended up in Africa. We picked up a monkey that was waving around a pair of twin swords, which ended up on my waist. Then we were flying to Hogwarts again, singing Happy Birthday to the monkey, which we named Gage. Then the monkey turned purple, grew wings, and started asking for a pie. So we put it by Kim, who tamed the thing into a pet.
Then we were in Atlantis, asking for directions to Hogwarts. They give Bella and Josi Bows and Arrows, Jazz a fancy gun, Kim a water gun, and Asma got a halbred. Then we finally got to Hogwarts. We stopped Kim's dad from taking over the world with all our weapons and Kim's monkey. And then we all went and drank tea at the bottom of the sea with octupus octuplets. Then Gage the monkey split into thousands upon thousands of beings that looked exactly like he did at that point. And then I woke up.
Another time I dreamed that Hitler was cloned into existence again. We were watching the news in school, and then Nazis started marching in to take over. So of course I called them "brainwashed b******* under the control of a meglomaniac with a Napoleon complex" SO they were going to have me killed. So I ran out the window, into a nearby forest, and ten smacked into a hut. A man came out and offered to train me to become an assassin.
So he started to train me to be an assassin. I nicknamed myself Disir and became an assassin, ready to kill at a moments notice. Then the bloody Nazis came and killed my teacher. I ran off into the trees, and hid in a hollow tree. I stayed for a day, then went back and changed into a leather outfit. I tricked myself out with weapons, knives on my shoulder blades, pistols in between, swords on my waist, dagger down my cleavage, dagger down my boot, grenades, shuriken, and a C4 bomb, unassembled. I broke into Hitler's study and prepared to kill him. But he turned into a duck, so I turned into a cat.
Then Hitler turned into a goat, so I became a tiger. Then he turned into a human again, and so did I. I shot him, and disappeared into the night. Then I watched the news broadcast that said Hitler was dead.
[maroon]Another dream I had involved my friends Sam and Victoria, as well as Charlie. We were all at my house (minus Charlie, he comes in later) and decided to pull a prank on Charlie, who lived close by. So I lent Sam a yellow dress of mine for she was the only blonde among us, and Victoria dressed in some of my black clothes, while I just dressed in a normal outfit. Victoria called Charlie and told him to stand in his front yard, while we all raced up to hide near there. Then Victoria started it all.
She ran forward, looking around and calling for Jasper. She turned to Charlie and asked if he had seen Jasper, but ran on down the road before he could answer. Then Sam ran through, calling for Emmett. But it was my part that made me laugh when I woke up. I took a deep breath, and then ran across his yard screaming "EDWARD! THE VULTORI ARE HERE!" I made it down the street before I collapsed laughing. Charlie just walked over to us and went asked us what we were on. the answer is very simple isn't it though? Twilight![/maroon]
[orange]Okay, I learned my lesson about reading two books at once When I dreamed I was in the Inkworld (Inkheart series, read before sleep takes over) talking to Elphaba (Wicked, read during the day). We hatched a plot to kill the adderhead by stealing his White Book. (I hadn't started on InkDeath at the point) So I became Darkwing and she became Shadowfoot. together we broke into the Adderhead's castle and stole the book. Hurridly, I scribbled the three words that could kill him.
And right as I was about to put the 'h' in Death, she was eaten by a dragon. And then the dragon stole the book! So then I had to go on a long voyage, during which I ended up dating a renegade knight from Argenta, and then we found the dragon. I put it to sleep by SINGING, and wrote the letter 'h' in the book. Then it disintigrated as the Adderhead died.
My knight and I flew on the dragon's back to Ombra, where we were wed. Then I woke up and my first thought was "How the hell does Kim do it?"[/orange]
[purple]I learned what happens to semi-sane teenagers who write. They have weird dreams. Like this one time, where suddenly I was in this grove surrounded by tears. There was a hill directly in front of me, the only spot not blocked by trees. I wondered where I was looking around, confused. Something rattled in the bushes. I turned to look as a cat jumped out. I stumbled back, staring at the creture. It was a cat, but with three tails. I stared as it spread a pair of wings that were much like bird wings, only no feathers and furry.
"Oh no" I whispered, recognising the creature. I quickly stood up and started running up the hill. In my mind it made no sense that I could be here, in this place that I had started to recognise from an opening paragraph of something I had once wrote. I tripped over the hem of the dress I was in, and wondered how I had gotten put in the dress of a noble woman. I swore at the skirt of the red velvet contraption and pulled it high up my leg so i could dart up te hill. At the top, my eyesight fell upon the feature I had both hoped and dreaded would be there. I dropped the skirts of my dress and gasped. Then I began muttering the paragraph under my breath, staring at the crystalline palace it spoke of. I wondered suddenly about the other parts of this city, the other stories. I found a tree lined street near the palace, and followed it with my eyes.
The street ran straight towards a large statue that seemed to be a woman protecting a child holding a book. My heart started beating faster. It was ina time after Sam had saved the library. I looked southwest from the statue and the vast building behind it, and saw the charred remains of a small house. So Destiny's story had passed as well. My heart thundered in my chest as I whipped around and let my self tumble down the hill, I stood up in the clearing, and saw the pitch black oak tree.
I leaped up it, trying to climb in a dress. I reached the topof the other trees, and walked out on a strong branch, gripping two others on either side of me. I had written of this branch as well. I looked to theeast and saw the ruins of what seemed to be a dark castle. I breathed a sigh of relief. But the hair onthe back of my neck was rising still. I gulpeed air, ducked under one of the branches and held onto it as I leaned out over the tree tops.
My heart nearly stopped. I saw a burnt patch in a far of pasture that marked the symbol of a man that was dead...twice. I climbed down the tree, and ran up the hill, and down the other side. The faster I got to the palace the better. But I was still in the skirt. I feltmy waist, knowing what had to be there for a noble woman, even one with such short hair. I felt the dagger and money puch hidden under the scrunchy sash on my waist, and slid into a clothes shop. I grabbed a pair of breeches and a tunic, even though they were meant for men. I also grabbed a hat and a traveling bag. I paid for the items, then hid inan alleyway and changed. I stufed the dress, dagger, and money into the traveling bag, and my hair into the hat. Then I continued my rush to the palace.
I slipped past the guard and would've gotten myself killed if not for the white haired woman who pulled me into the shadows. A pair of white wolf ears were on her head. I tried not to stare at my creation.
"Why have you put the guards in such a frenzy?" Aurora, the woman, demanded of me. "And why are you dressed like a man?"
"Ronald's symbol, west of his palace, freshly burned," I stammered out "Impossible to run in." her white eyes stared at me, and then she led me towards the throne room. I saw the silver haired Thorn, and her gold spun haired sister, Rose. My mind had stopped trying to compute how I had ended up in the country from my books.
"She saw the symbol of Ronald, she has an air about her, that seems to be that she could have complete control if she so wiched. It appears to be a type of magic," spoke Aurora. Rose's eyes looked at me, I was starting to feel lightheaded.
"So you're saying she got past the guards that trained you to fight just to inform us that he came back again?" said Thorn. The shock in her voice was clear. But it had been a sword guard. Those were easy. Duck and run. It was the crossbow guards that were dangerous.If you didn't have cover within five seconds of being spotted, you were dead.
"Yes. Which is why she should search with us." Aurora said. I stood there, my face slightly confused as we prepared to go search for a dead man. a feat Aurora had been through once before. We traveled fast to the burned area, but as soon as we arrived, my eyes widened. A deep seated fear built in my stomach, as the first tendrils of Bloom powder tossed into the air reached my nose.
Hours later, I awoke tied in a cellar, and oddly familiar cellar. That's the moment I started to panic. There were four obsidian black statues, one in each corner, each had a different weapon: sword, axe, mace, crossbow. There was a scorch mark on the floor. The three women from earlier were bound across the room.
A man stood crooning in front of them, mocking them with words. Twice dead. Aurora looked at me as the man backed to the center of the room.
"Do Something!" she screamed. Somehow she knew I was the only one who could. But my hands were tied. My mind wasn't though, so I did the only thing I could think of. I twisted a story into the country I wrote about.
"And the four statues turned and walked toward the middle where stood Ronald," something about the place made me adopt a more ancient powerful tongue, "The axe-holder struck down behind him, preventing him from running backwards. Thw sword holderdrove his weapon into the cloak Ronald war, holding him in place, the mace-wielder raised his weapon and the crosbow-holder shot an arrow that passed through his body a split second before the mace broke the spot where he could return to alive again, and the body that stood there. Than the four states retreated back and the ropes fell from the captives hands. Ronald was gone, forever. Thrice times he's been killed, never shall he return." The words were acted out as I said them. I felt myself leave the cellar and take my own path, somehow ending up in my room back home. Then I woke up.[/purple]
[dodgerblue]I dreamed I was swimming through a blood red ocean, deep in the sea. And I was breathing. But I had legs. I swam towards a light at the bottom. And then I swam through it. I was suddenly flying through the air, with no wings. I landed on top of Mount Everest and grabbed a sled to ride down the mountain. I went flying down the mountain, dodging obstacles. At the bottom I started to run, towards a tree. I climbed the tree, leaping up the branches. Then I dove back into the red water. This time I was a red tailed mermaid. I swam out of the red area, tired and scarred. I made my way to the cave where I apparently lived and started a fire with a snap of my fingers. I curled up on a rock and went to sleep.[/dodgerblue]
[limegreen]I once had a dream that involved me, Kim, and bella in a field. there was this dude there, and he suddenly looked at Bella and said "IHAVEARING! A freaking ring! And I'm freaking out"
Three seconds later, Kim and I were laughing, rolling around in the snow. bella, was trying to say yes but kept snickering, and the poor dude didn't know why we were all laughing. Eventually everything worked out, and everyone was all happy. dude still tdidn't know what was funny.[/limegreen]
The all-purpose disease guide
Dreams about me!
[green]My friend Victoria had a dream in which she was getting married to her boyfriend Carlos, who's a vampire (it is a very long and creepy story, but I think he is) They kissed, and then all these mafia dudes with guns burst in and started shooting. Carlos told her to get in the car, while the bullets deflected off him. After the shooting stopped she went back into the church and saw a whole lot of their friends laying dead. And I was in the middle just waving at them. I forced them into the car and they went off to their honeymoon together.[/green]
[blue]Court had a dream she got an owl from Hawk saying "Meet me, Des, Austin, and Kim at this hotel. We all live near each other!!" Then she went to this old building that was falling apart the super fast way that only makes sense in dreams. It had two stories and was made out of this pale pink cement like stuff and there was a balcony on the second story that was falling apart and was all tilted on one side. There was vine all over the front of the building and it had a lot of windows all of which were broke. There was a little wood door in the front that...rusted, that's the only way to explain it. Inside hawk was waiting with a paper bag held over the middle of her face, she told me that it was to keep us from finding her name, and it made sense to me. She had inch long dirty blond hair that was spiked and she was short, like 5th grader short. She led me down this little hall and into a room with a mattress on the floor and vines growing up the wall. there was a room and another hall that went off of the room and in the room Kim(looking like the picture she has of her with the hat) was playing with a little green bird. In the hall were Des and Austin. Des had shoulder length brown hair and a long white dress with biker gloves and she was pressed up against the wall by Austin who had on a red t-shirt and jeans he had short spiky black hair and almost black skin. They were kissing really loud, Hawk kept yelling at them. Hawk sat down on the mattress and I tried to guess her name. She always had the bag held against her face. She just kept saying maybe to all my guesses. Then kim ran into the room and shouted "He killed my bird! The guy from Saw killed my bird! He's gonna kill us next!" So we all ran around trying to get out but all the windows and doors were gone. We went up these rickety stairs and jumped off the balcony and the puppet off of Saw started throwing flaming forks at us. I guess Austin got killed from the fall or something cause he was laying at the bottom of the building dead when she looked back and Des was crying over him. Hawk held a garbage can lid out to block us from the forks while Kim dragged Des away. We decided to split up.[/blue]
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Many thanks to the brilliant Court who has so much time to make these creatures.
I have observed something that really ticks me off. If I casually mention Wyatt Earp, Doc Holiday or Tombstone in conversation, no one has a d... clue what I'm talking about. However, if i mention the alamo, people know what I mean! Why is it that the event from Texas is so much better than Arizona? It ain't! Texas is evil! Come on people! Seriosly. The only thing I've heard mention of from Arizona is Geronimo. That's the only person in Arizona History. Meh.
How much is the Dolly in the window...
So, yeah. I got ored and made Luke Skywalker turn evil, after, of course, giving him a daughter to train in the ways of the force. Which is this doll. Yes she uses two lightsabers, I just find it cool.
I feminized The Doctor off Doctor Who.
A female Indiana Jones.
This is how I always, without fail picture Kim.
This is what I picture my friend Hawk to look like.
This is what I picture my friend Lily looking like...
And this is what I picture Court looking like.
Quote me!
"OH Merlin's pink pokadotted underpants that were stolen by gnomes!!" Digi
"I'm not insane!" Kim
"Thats what happens when your hero is Mr. Harry I need attention and need it NOW James OMG not enough drama and focus on me and my angst Potter." Bella
"They're coming to take me away!" Kim
"Wait..Which Des? Me, or Des!silver or Des!fire or Des the cat demon or Des the watcher? WHICH DES?" Me
"Gage and Ari together forever!" Me, on two of Kim's charries.
"Sugar + no sleep + Des = ten beers to normal folk" me, in regard to a girl saying i need sleep or sugar.
"IHAVEARING! A freaking ring! and I'm freaking out!" Aubrey, a rp charrie.
I swear to you, someday I will own this sign.
*flashback time! Oh YAY!* Des is reading HBP on her bed, it's midnight. The door opens and shuts. Des sits up, alert, flips book over to hold her place, There are the sound of fottsteps in the kitchen. Des panics, and grabs for her cellphone on the bookshelf. She presses a number, and waits. A vioce says hello on the other end.
"I think someone's in the house!"
The voice says stay calm, I'm going outside, meet me there.
"I'm getting the gun."
The voice says, no don't get the gun.
"I'm getting the gun.
Okay, I'm in my front yard. Des places the gun by the front door and sprints across the yard fasterthan she's ever run. She shakily spends the night next door with the neighbors. No one was ever in the house, and the neighbors will not come over after dark. They now realize sweet, crazy Des WILL shoot anyone in her house that is not supposed to be there. or club them with the gun case that she can't get open.
So, I write weird things. Currently some of my closest MNI friends are going to star in a story, so watch out! When dreams meet joointers meet Des writing...a very strange story must unfold in...
The Jointer Chronicles
Starting in New York in a time when some idiot cloned a monster from the past, a girl on the run meets up with one of her online friends, also on the run. They team up together and escape with their lives, heading to Michigan by way of canada. From their they add another to their midst, and head to Texas, followed closely by Arizona. It makes no sense, and yet...it makes all the sense in the world.
Huh, what else to put in this post. Dare I post the summaries of my stories? Or should I remain with the Titles?
Des!Storyteller
The ultimate guide to unpublished books written by a book addict.
Decodement!
I am aware that there are nearly twenty stories on there. There was only nineteen yesterday at this time. so, yes. I write a lot. And Yes, I recommend a lot of my books. Currently I'm working on a new of begining the Guardians. And the first chapter of Flight. And I'm in the midst of kicking off Roses and Posies. gunshot is getting a redone beginning. And The Queens of Seronia is getting another start and layout. Easier for me to traverse the pages, writing small, tiny words. I have a special book for it already.
Contents of my purse on a day to day basis
A random moment brought to you by Desco
"Oh jonathon! Please! Please don't leave me!" A skinny blonde begged. Her eyes glistened with tears.
"How could I, Crystal?" whispered Jonathon, taking her in his arms, "We were meant to be!"
Then a giant snake rips through the house and devours them both.
This moment brought to you by Desco, where all the romances haters go.
I bash romance alot.
Things I have done...
The list of failed twists from big series/movies...I have no life...)
Weird ways to Die
I very rarely have a favorite set, avvie, or siggie, but sometimes it just works out that way. so, I'm going to post some of my favorites here.
holding one of my favorite quotes from the Book Thief, this set will always be among my favorites, no matter what. Even if later in the book the snowman is used in a phrase that makes me cry. Well, the entire end of the book makes me cry.
Yes, I have writing Pet Peeves. Yes, I made them into an avvie. No life.
Based off my Theorem.
A quote I once said, watching a program on the freemasons that revealed Bibles are made of Hemp (key ingredient in marijuana). On the day in question, Kim had been hungover from soda. so, while everyone was sniffing bibles, somebody informed us that there was another ingredient needed for the hemp to have that whole "get high factor" The result was thus.
I was involved in this huge rp, in which my charrie was imperiused to kill, so she blames herself and thinks she should have fought harder.
Based on Seronia. My mythical country.
Rp. Nuff said.
Im a fangirl okay? I'm still walking on clouds because it's going to be a movie. If only they would cast it already!!!
Just...shut it okay? Operation Valkyrie was the redeeming factor for Nazis for me. They tried to KILL Hitler. They got him to SIGN his own death notice. It was AWESOME.
I warned you. I'm a fangirl. Over many things.
The set says it all really. I love fire with a passion.
Valkyrie. Perhaps my favorite mythical creature of all time!!!
ghttp://img145.imageshack.us/img145/5074/28785006.jpg A set based off a song. Made from boredom.
It's about the different hair colors of Desdom. One of mine has silver, another the fire, so i decided I'd have a light purple as an anime charrie.
I made a set off this picture once, and well..this happened...
This is the different avs and sig of one of my rp charries, Destiny Akuma. I always forget how young she really is. She's only 21 years old!! And yet, she suffers so much.
Yeah, I had a lot of time. I had a lot more, but I fogot the password to get into my other lunapic. And, as you can see, photobucket doesn't work on here. I don't know WHY though.
Breakdown of the whole Des!noun things
A basic Gryffie Conversation...
Okay, so my bookmarks list is long and makes absolutely no sense whatsoever. EG I've bookmarked things that I go on daily. and then there are the thing that I go on rarely. And then there's the Des folder. It contains
My freetime is spent searching random WWII things for my book, and trying to decipher Nostradamus's prophecies in an attempt to understand the future. Thus far I have surmised that we're all screwed. I also think that a lot of them are about the same people. There are a lot of mentions of The Prince, which could be the Prince of Annemark, and of the duke. And then there's the mentions of the seven. Who are the seven is what I want to know. The seven keep cropping up!!! It s the most significant and magical number, and Nostradamus mentions The Seven multiple times! Anyway, after that mini tangent of The Seven and such, I must continue on to use all the characters!
Des has a few random moments as Mistress Klutzie, the famous seer
I see a dark time coming, in which the technology has grown to the point of danger, though not in the way everyone will suspect. Demons of past times shall return to haunt the world once more,. It is the time where Nostradamus's prophecies are all coming true, and the seven walk among the world. It is a time of death and destruction, and yet there is a light at the end of this dark tunnel in a world so alike and so different from our own time. The world is giving up, but yet it only takes one lone human to grasp the light at the end and brighten lives.
I am a rp addict. Why do I say this? Because I have set genres for my rp charries on my Ipod. And I'm the bloody rp queen. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
With their dying breath... A list of favorite last words.
"Well, I'll be da**ed. That's Funny." Doc Holliday
"Don't disturb my circles!" Archimedes
"I can't sleep." J. M. Barrie (author of Peter Pan)
"Now I can cross the Shifting Sands." L. Frank Baum (author of Wizard of Oz)
"If all the swords in England were pointed against my head, your threats would not move me." Thomas Beckett
"I just wish I had time for one more bowl of chili." Kit Carson
"I'm bored with it all." Winston Churchill
"More Weight" Giles Corey (victim of Salem witch trials)
"But how the devil do you think this could harm me?" Denis Dedirot
"Hey, Jimmie! The Chimney Sweeps. Talk to the Sword. Shut up, you got a big mouth! Please come help me up, Henny. Max come over here... French Canadian bean soup... I want to pay, let them leave me alone..." Dutch Schultz
"This is absurd! This is absurd!" Sigmund Freud
"I really need a therapist." Christopher Grace
"I know you are here to kill me. Shoot, coward, you are only going to kill a man." Che Guevara
"Gentlemen, I bid you farewell…" Wallace Hartley (member of the band on the Titanic)
Things thatmake me cry
The phrases in the Book Thief that make me cry
So, by now you've noticed my ornate obsession with Seronia. So, I found it neccessary to create a list of important places in Seronia.
Before there was the adventure story... There was the RPers...
The Jointers, and the possible rp charrie ships for stalkers!!!
I want to put some epic rp quotes in here, but there's this whole thing about a 2568 word post that would break my character count faster than anything so I'm going to go with an epic answer to a question court asked me.
Court: What would you do if 523 monkeys suddenly attacked you?
Me: I would check if they were purple and had wings, and if so, go find Kim to yell at her for the monkeys attacking me.
Court: What if they were regular monkeys?
Me: Then I'd find Kim and let her mutate them so she could have her PTFPTMD.
Court: wow Des
So, as you can see, I have a very strange mind. and a strange obsession for those monkeys. Anyway.
RANDOM!
PTFPTMD- Purple talking Flying Pie Throwing Monkeys of Doom - The infamously famous monkeys used to torture by Kim.
KAMF- Khaki Aquatic Monkeys of Fate- A recent idea that could lead to a deep and long war between two races of monkey.
Quite obviously, I have absolutely no life.
Okay, besides these random babblings that all seem to relate to rp 9oh, yes, the rp queen will always make herself known!!!) I want to talk a little about some other random junk before I run out of charries in this post.
Okay, so anyone who knows me can see I have this odd passion for Fire. I don't know why, there seems to be no reason at all. I just love fire. And I want to learn how to eat it. That's right, i want to play with fire, breath it like air, and swallow it like food. It would be so awesome. I even have a particular outfit in mind! Well, sorta. I have to make it more than a thing in my mind still by sketching it out. I wonder if they make color contacts that cause your eyes to look like fire...
As well as learning to play with fire, I want to publish one of my stories (complete list somewhere...there *gestures to large long post*). For the last three years its been my dream to become an author, read by more than online people or my close friends and family. It just seems so hard to write a book that'd I'd read, let alone anyone else would. But I ain't giving up. Not ever.
Okay, so when I get bored, I start thinking of random things. Once, reading Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, I randomly thought of Pendragon, and Bleach. Then I remembered that Pendragon had its own manga, so I was all like "Why doesn't Potter have one?" now I'm going to be experimenting with attempts at a Harry Potter manga. what else?
So, rather than the HPManga, I also want to write a movie/play script off country songs. It all started when I couldn't get the song "Little Red Rodeo" Out of my head. Then I figured I could work from there with Garth, Reba, and Martina pounding my eardrums as well.
On the subject of scripts, I want to make an animated movie script. And I want it to be in a time much like the 1800's, about a girl who rebels, steals her dads boat, and ends up falling in love with the wrong man before realizing who the right one really is. Then she has to get back to him. How? Who knows...It's not written yet, I only have two of the songs written down.
Once more on the subject of scripts, I want to write a musical. Trouble is, I have no idea where to begin. I want to get a plot, but all I have to work with currently is the phrase "Can you feel any tears on your cheek? Is your heart in shards? Or was I just another toy? Did you play with my emotions? Is that all it was? Or is there more? Or am I dreaming of never love tonight?" so, at the moment, the plot is nada.
Hmm, maybe I actually could work with that phrase, turn it into a movie and send it in to the people who run Nanowrimo's sister program, which asks for scripts....
Oh, that's another thing. I want to complete 50,000 words in one story, so that I can honestly say that I have won Nanowrimo. And THEN I'll become a published author! That's my grand plan, because up to now, I have never completed a book, but give me a deadline, and I will be able to finish one, and make sure its good.
One thing I do hate though, is the research involved in writing anything that is not straight up fantasy. Unless its about knives. or fire. Those are the two exceptions to the research rule: Knives and Fire. Actually Knives can be changed to swords or any other type of weapon. And then there's the black plague. That's a fun item to research. The pictures are disturbing though. All the skeletons, and there was this man riding a skeleton horse once. Odd no? It's hard to think that there's an actual cure for it now, and oh yes! That's how far my research went! A cure for the plague that haunts my very thoughts all the time.
Continued in the next post!!!
- Judge- This came when someone told a pair of arguing friends of mine online to take it to a judge. So I said "I am a judge!" So, from then on I was a judge.
- Psycho Psychiatrist- I seem to help people a lot, so I dubbed myself a psychiatrist, the psycho part because I'm well, psycho.
- at law- at some point I became a lawyer. Not entirely sure how, why, when, or where though....
- Dr- I am a doctor of many things, archaeology, mythology, medicine, arts, and so much more.
- Lady- I am kinda sort related somehow to Charlemagne (yes, that Charlemagne) So I sometimes call myself Lady.
- Echundra Echrassa- my mermish name. meaning Fire of the volcano. Echundra= volcano, Echrassa= fire.
Movies I Like(AKA I Stalk the stars list)
- Valkyrie (Because anyone who tries to kill hitler is automatically on my I LOVE YOU list)
- Defiance (I'm a WWII geek okay?)
- Star Wars
- Star Trek (the new one)
- X-Men
- Twilight
- Harry Potter
- A Walk To Remember
- The Christmas Shoes
- Basically any Disney movie made BEFORE 2004
- Spirit: Stallion of the Cimmaron
- RENT
- Phantom of the Oprea
- Indiana Jones Series
- The Goonies
- The Spirit
- Gran Torino
Movies I will never watch(AKA My own personal Black list)
- Titanic
- Up!
- The Lake House
Books I love!(AKA The list that always gets edited)
- The Book Thief
- Twilight
- Harry Potter
- Percy Jackson and the Olympians
- Inkheart series
- Dirk Pitt books by Clive Cussler (No, I don't expect you to know either of those names!)
- Women's Murder Club
- The Secrets of The Immortal Nicholas Flamel
- Pendragon
- Darkest Powers series
- Faerie Wars series
- The Doomsday Book
- Wings
- Wicked
- The Warrior Heir
Music(Aka, mention any of these names and singing will commence)
- Garth Brooks
- Martina McBride
- Reba McEntire
- Thriving Ivory
- Secondhand Serenade
- Evanescence
- cast of RENT
- Rascal Flatts
- George Jones
- The Fray
- Jake Owen
- Lifehouse
- All American Rejects
- Nickelback
- Chris Cagle
- Josh Gracin
- Shelly Fairchild
- Lorrie Morgan
- Aaron Tippin
- Richie MacDonald
- Tracy Lawerence
- Joe Diffie
- Daryl Worely
- John Anderson
- Clint Black
- Carter Burwell
- Iron & Wine
- Rob Pattison
- Blue Foundation
- Paramore
- Collective Soul
- Perry Farrell
- Mute Math
- Linkin Park
- The Black Ghosts
- Atreyu
- Muse
- Diamond Rio
- Paul Hale
- Vince Gill
- Michelle Wright
- Marty Stuart
- George Strait
- Mark Chesnutt
- Trisha Yearwood
- Mark Collie
- Randy Travis
- Alabama
- Craig Morgan
- Mindy McReady
- Bryan Adams
- Hans Zimmer
- Marc Seales
- Trace Adkins
- Jump5
- Mandy Moore
- True Vibe
- Plus One
- Baha Men
- Myra
- Hoku
- Dream Street
- Krystal
- Backstreet Boys
- Eiffel 65
- A*Teens
- Martina McBride
- Joe Wills
- Joe Nichols
- David Byrne
- Gary Allan
- Rodney Atkins
- The Lost Trailers
- Reba McEntire
- Little Texas
- Dierks Bentley
- Clay Walker
- Enrique Iglesias
- Toby Keith
- Daughtry
- David Archuletta
- Fiona Joyce
- Maighread Ni Dhomhaill
- Melanie O'Rielly
- Marian Bradfield
- Anne Furey
- Rita Connoly
- Emm Gryner
Tv time (AKA the glow time)
- Bleach
- Bones
- Ghost Whisperer
- House
- NCIS
- the Mentalist
- NUMB3RS
- InuYasha
- Warehouse 13
- Fringe
- Doctor Who
Graphic time!(AKA Fangirl gone wild)
A quote from one of my friends rp charries on MNI describing one of my plots.
This is a phrase one of my rp charries on MNI said that i thought was pretty good for a jumble of words.
On this it's a quote from Dirk Pitt, a book charrie.
We didn't start the fire by Billy joel...It's freaking awesome!
Faeries are the awesome! Like vampires...
Three mermiads...i'll explain the three thing later on...
Three elves! Explanation time! My two best friends and I love mythical creatures, and we dorks started a small village of mermaids. The green mermaid is my friend Halle, the mer in the middle is my friend Nessa, and I'm the curly blonde thing (The mer picture was rough to get, It was that, or mermaid melody) In the Faery picture, Nessa is the blue one, Halle is the earthy one, and I'm the red one. And in this elf picture I'm the red skirt one, Nessa is the one in the white outfit with the Rose, and halle is the darkest haired elf.
I'm a Dirk Pitt fan, pure and simple
I am a fangirl, guilty as charged.
You're lucky I'm keeping myself away from Mutt Jones graphics people.
Innit awesomeness? It envokes the muse for me...
I'm a fantasy dork.
*will add some more later*
About Me! (AKA The list of things you need to know about me)
- I have brown hair
- I'm 14
- I write
- I read excessively
- I enjoy changing colors in the first post, but rarely in the rest of my posts.
- I draw anime
- I love mythical creatures
- I have my own RP site!
- I have a unicreatures account
- I'm also on Dragon Cave
- You want stories? Click here
- I've used every charrie allowed to me in this post.
Music, Tell me my life story...
Opening credits: Never Think - Rob Pattison (. . .)
Waking up: Out Tonight - Cast of RENT (What the hell? huh?)
Average day: The restless kind - Trisha Yearwood (Hell yeah! That's me)
Main Theme: Suppose - Secondhand Serenade (Doesn't make much sense when you get right down to it.)
First date: Blue - Eiffel 65 (My first date is with a blue dude? WTBFH)
Falling in love: Who Woke Snow White Up? - Baha Men (I vblame disney Jams. Vol 4. BIG TIME. XDFujnny song though)
Love scene: Stranger - Secondhand Serenade (thank you SS! I love you!!!)
Fight scene: Here I Am - Bryan Adams ( I should stop putting disney soundtracks while I'm ahead)
Breaking up: Missing - Evanescence (Fitting isn't it? Pity I don't have Swift on here, any of hers would be fitting)
Getting back together: My last Breath [live] - evanescence (ummm...)
Secret love: Look After You - the fray (aws. wait..what? AHH! II WILL DESTROY YOU ALL GRR!)
Life's okay: Double Wide Paradise - Toby Keith (TRAILERS!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!)
Mental breakdown: It Ain't A Party - Mindy McCreedy(XD Better a few slots down dahling ipod)
Friendship: Love heals - cast of RENT (ain't it true *huggles all around)
Driving: What You own - cast of RENT (Os that a crack at my suckish driving?)
Learning A Lesson: home - Daughtry (Ahhh, Daughtry. Now tell me what the hell did i learn?)
Deep thought: gotta be Somebody - Nickelback (*fangirl shrieking, faint*)
Flashback: On A Bus To St. Cloud - Trisha Yearwood(...)
Wedding: Rain - Hans Zimmerman (*blink* it's...there's no words!!)
Partying: This is the time - Deboran Allen (It's 8starts crying* sorry..it's the In Memory Cd)
Family: You Can't Take Me - Bryan adams (Eerier songs have arisen here)
Childbirth: I Wish I could Have been there - John Anderson (I beg your pardon?)
Regretting: Seasons of love - cast of RENT (I guess I didn't measure my life in love)
Long night alone: On This Side Of The Moon- alabama (oky)
Death scene: In my Daughter's Eyes - martina McBride (i am going to systematically delelte every song that makes me cry...or not)
Closing credits: Rent - cast of RENT (I dun get it guys...)
Sequel Teaser: When It Comes To You - john Anderson (yawns and waits for new song)
Once again in a different way music...
Will I get far in life?
Crashed - Daughtry 9So..I will if I crash?
How do my friends see me?
The dance - garth brooks (EXPLAIN. NOW)
Where will I get Married?
Ripples In The Rockpools - rita connely (Connemara? in ireland? lol)
What is my best friend's theme song?
watching airplanes - Gary Allen (That's, probably true)
What is the story of my life?
In another's eyes - garth brooks (Huh?)
What is/was highschool like?
Without you - cast of RENT (True. Miss you girly! Get your but back to Bama soon!)
How can I get ahead in life?
Long hard lesson learned - John Anderson (i get it all ready, sheesh)
What is the best thing about me?
La vie boheme B - cast of RENT (I...dun understand)
How is today going to be?
Amy's Back in austin - little texas 9Umm...ok?)
What is in store for this weekend?
Overrated - thriving ivory (I'm guessing...overrated? XDXD)
What song describes my parents?
She Is - The fray 9okay...)
To describe my grandparents?
Get Off My Back - bryan adams (AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!)
How is my life going?
Why - Secondhand serenade (Okay..yeah. that's good...very..precise title there...)
What song will they play at my funeral?
Born To roam - paul Hale (Is it wrong that I just thought of Twilight?)
How does the world see me?
Fairytale - trisha Yearwood (Huh? I'm a fairytale?)
Will I have a happy life?
Perfect Day - Hoku (XD okay, little descriptive there)
What do my friends really think of me?
for heaven's sake - Thriving Ivory (HEY! WHAT THE HECK DOES THAT MEAN?)
How can I make myself happy?
Maybe he'll Notice her Now - Mindy McCreedy (Huh?)
What should I do with my life?
Spinnin' Around - Jump5 (...so...techno *twitches*)
Will I ever have children?
This Ones For the girls - Martina McBride (I guess I am)
What is some good advice for me?
Learning To Live Again - Garth Brooks (umm...my Ipod scares me sometimes)
How will I be remembered?
never Again - True Vibe (ok, so i control people or break the spell?)
What is my signature dancing song?
Fall For you - Secondhand Serenade (umm, don't make much sense do it now?)
What do I think my current theme song is?
Trust Me - the fray 9that confuses me even more
What does everyone else think my current theme song is?
Over My Head - the Fray (Love you too guys)
What will I name my next pet?
Going Under - evanescence (uhhh...right.....)
To explain my avvie (I ran out of readable colors on the drop down list, okay, I'm too lazy to see if all the MNI colors work here) I've told you before I write right? Well, I saw Kayce's avvie and I stole the idea but switched it to my own needs. Originally? Weird eyes. End result? The different eye colors of one of my book charries. She has these...powers. It's still a new idea, and I'll never really explain it fully on here but when she uses different powers, her eyes change. A quick rundown:
Silvery-gray: Her normal Eye color.
Gold: Light, whenever she illuminates something using light her eyes turn gold, also pretains to Life.
Orange: Fire, does not count towards light.
Light blue: Air
Dark Blue: Water
Rainbow: Weather
Green: Earth, does not count towards life
Black-violet: Darkness, and Death.
Yeah yeah, I know they are out of order.
A Kim/Des competition usualy is a fight. A complete smack down. Example,we were making a huge contest out of long rp posts. The final standing was thus.
Kim: 2500 words
Des: 2568 words.
She was so angry after that it was funny. Now I drag it up to annoy her.
My real life friends are dorks too. Example:
"For all you nosy people in here, just like this lady right here, I am not this little boy's mother, I am his sister!" My friend Victoria screamed this in the middle of a mall because a lady asked her if her little brother was her son.
Dictionary
- larly-(n) A combination of late and early that is in existence when you stay up into the small hours of the morning before going to sleep. It was larly when I realized I didn't turn of the computer
- po'dunk- (adj) a phrase that is most commonly used to describe a country redneck city or other country redneck related object. My town is so po'dunk that we only have a used book store.
- Country Redneck-(n) A person who lives out in the middle of nowhere with toilets as planters. I looked at the country redneck in confusion.
- City Redneck- (n) A person who knows everyone in the town and has at least three racecars in his back yard. My next door neighbor is so a city redneck.
- Meep- A nervously made sound
- Neep- A sound made in fear.
- Yeep- A sound made in fear
- Bah- A sound made when annoyed, frustrated, or aggravated.
I am a firm believer in psychic abilities. You will have a hard time convincing me other wise.
I can come up with the weirdest names, but really it's just this place helping me out. How else would I know that Abelia is a name, it's origin, and what it means?
Okay, so you know I write. You've seen some of my stories probably. And you've observed that they are very very very very messed up. But, It's just the way I write.
You know you're obsessed with the Doctor when...
- You fast forward the tv and immediately feel like a time lord
- Someone says "Exterminate" and you immediately fear for your life.
- The Exterminator is another word for a Dalek coming to kill you.
- When in danger you scream "Doctor!"
- You check all bright blue phone boxes in case they are the TARDIS
- You know who Jenny is and want The Doctor to find out that she isn't dead.
- Dragons are directly related to paradoxes.
- Alternate Universes exist, and are extremely dangerous.
- The Doctor always has a trick up his sleeve.
- Regeneration is the most awesome form of healing in all of SciFi.
- Midnight is not a time but a diamond landscape poisoned by UV rays.
The Book Thief is being made into a movie. (If they kill it, they have to deal with me) Here's what I think The cast should be
- Paul Bettany as Max
- Harrison Ford as Hans Huberman
- Eliza Bennett as Liesel at some point in the movie
- Julie Walters as Rosa Huberman
- Michael Welch as Rudy Steiner
- Carice von Houten as Ilsa Hermann
DREAMS!!!
I once had a dream that seven people were kidnapped, A 22 year old woman with a russian accent, a black girl about 18, a asain girl that looked eleven, a hyperactive blonde girl around thirteen, a black girl around 14, A brunette around 15, and me. We were all shoved into a purple bus, and I struggeld out of my gag. (Yes, we were all bound and gagged) I studied the people, wondering why I thought I knew them. THen the blonde girl started screaming at her dad to stop being an ass and get a job.
Then I realized it was my jointers, Kim, Bella, Jazz, Asma, Josi, and Mel. Of course, I didn't find that weird. I somehow made it out of my ropes, and freed the others. Then Kim and Mel went kung fu on the driver, and Jazz helped me secure the two guards. Bella started driving and we all went to the grand canyon from New York City in about an hour. Then we cliff dove off the top of the Canyon into the river and rode on donkeys with fish tails. Then, We were in Italy, Freaking because We had to get to Hogwarts to stop Kim's dad from taking over the world.
Then Destiny Akuma, my first ever roleplay character showed up. She gave us all a dragon to ride. Kim's was purple, Bella's green, Asma's blush pink, Jazz's Agua, Mel's black, Josi's red, and mine silver. The Destiny Thompson's (another rp charrie of mine) parents showed up and were trying to kill us, but Joshua Greenfellow (yet another rp charrie) carted them off to jail because they were causing indecent exposure even though they were dressed up like eskimos. So we were all flying on dragons and ended up in Africa. We picked up a monkey that was waving around a pair of twin swords, which ended up on my waist. Then we were flying to Hogwarts again, singing Happy Birthday to the monkey, which we named Gage. Then the monkey turned purple, grew wings, and started asking for a pie. So we put it by Kim, who tamed the thing into a pet.
Then we were in Atlantis, asking for directions to Hogwarts. They give Bella and Josi Bows and Arrows, Jazz a fancy gun, Kim a water gun, and Asma got a halbred. Then we finally got to Hogwarts. We stopped Kim's dad from taking over the world with all our weapons and Kim's monkey. And then we all went and drank tea at the bottom of the sea with octupus octuplets. Then Gage the monkey split into thousands upon thousands of beings that looked exactly like he did at that point. And then I woke up.
Another time I dreamed that Hitler was cloned into existence again. We were watching the news in school, and then Nazis started marching in to take over. So of course I called them "brainwashed b******* under the control of a meglomaniac with a Napoleon complex" SO they were going to have me killed. So I ran out the window, into a nearby forest, and ten smacked into a hut. A man came out and offered to train me to become an assassin.
So he started to train me to be an assassin. I nicknamed myself Disir and became an assassin, ready to kill at a moments notice. Then the bloody Nazis came and killed my teacher. I ran off into the trees, and hid in a hollow tree. I stayed for a day, then went back and changed into a leather outfit. I tricked myself out with weapons, knives on my shoulder blades, pistols in between, swords on my waist, dagger down my cleavage, dagger down my boot, grenades, shuriken, and a C4 bomb, unassembled. I broke into Hitler's study and prepared to kill him. But he turned into a duck, so I turned into a cat.
Then Hitler turned into a goat, so I became a tiger. Then he turned into a human again, and so did I. I shot him, and disappeared into the night. Then I watched the news broadcast that said Hitler was dead.
[maroon]Another dream I had involved my friends Sam and Victoria, as well as Charlie. We were all at my house (minus Charlie, he comes in later) and decided to pull a prank on Charlie, who lived close by. So I lent Sam a yellow dress of mine for she was the only blonde among us, and Victoria dressed in some of my black clothes, while I just dressed in a normal outfit. Victoria called Charlie and told him to stand in his front yard, while we all raced up to hide near there. Then Victoria started it all.
She ran forward, looking around and calling for Jasper. She turned to Charlie and asked if he had seen Jasper, but ran on down the road before he could answer. Then Sam ran through, calling for Emmett. But it was my part that made me laugh when I woke up. I took a deep breath, and then ran across his yard screaming "EDWARD! THE VULTORI ARE HERE!" I made it down the street before I collapsed laughing. Charlie just walked over to us and went asked us what we were on. the answer is very simple isn't it though? Twilight![/maroon]
[orange]Okay, I learned my lesson about reading two books at once When I dreamed I was in the Inkworld (Inkheart series, read before sleep takes over) talking to Elphaba (Wicked, read during the day). We hatched a plot to kill the adderhead by stealing his White Book. (I hadn't started on InkDeath at the point) So I became Darkwing and she became Shadowfoot. together we broke into the Adderhead's castle and stole the book. Hurridly, I scribbled the three words that could kill him.
And right as I was about to put the 'h' in Death, she was eaten by a dragon. And then the dragon stole the book! So then I had to go on a long voyage, during which I ended up dating a renegade knight from Argenta, and then we found the dragon. I put it to sleep by SINGING, and wrote the letter 'h' in the book. Then it disintigrated as the Adderhead died.
My knight and I flew on the dragon's back to Ombra, where we were wed. Then I woke up and my first thought was "How the hell does Kim do it?"[/orange]
[purple]I learned what happens to semi-sane teenagers who write. They have weird dreams. Like this one time, where suddenly I was in this grove surrounded by tears. There was a hill directly in front of me, the only spot not blocked by trees. I wondered where I was looking around, confused. Something rattled in the bushes. I turned to look as a cat jumped out. I stumbled back, staring at the creture. It was a cat, but with three tails. I stared as it spread a pair of wings that were much like bird wings, only no feathers and furry.
"Oh no" I whispered, recognising the creature. I quickly stood up and started running up the hill. In my mind it made no sense that I could be here, in this place that I had started to recognise from an opening paragraph of something I had once wrote. I tripped over the hem of the dress I was in, and wondered how I had gotten put in the dress of a noble woman. I swore at the skirt of the red velvet contraption and pulled it high up my leg so i could dart up te hill. At the top, my eyesight fell upon the feature I had both hoped and dreaded would be there. I dropped the skirts of my dress and gasped. Then I began muttering the paragraph under my breath, staring at the crystalline palace it spoke of. I wondered suddenly about the other parts of this city, the other stories. I found a tree lined street near the palace, and followed it with my eyes.
The street ran straight towards a large statue that seemed to be a woman protecting a child holding a book. My heart started beating faster. It was ina time after Sam had saved the library. I looked southwest from the statue and the vast building behind it, and saw the charred remains of a small house. So Destiny's story had passed as well. My heart thundered in my chest as I whipped around and let my self tumble down the hill, I stood up in the clearing, and saw the pitch black oak tree.
I leaped up it, trying to climb in a dress. I reached the topof the other trees, and walked out on a strong branch, gripping two others on either side of me. I had written of this branch as well. I looked to theeast and saw the ruins of what seemed to be a dark castle. I breathed a sigh of relief. But the hair onthe back of my neck was rising still. I gulpeed air, ducked under one of the branches and held onto it as I leaned out over the tree tops.
My heart nearly stopped. I saw a burnt patch in a far of pasture that marked the symbol of a man that was dead...twice. I climbed down the tree, and ran up the hill, and down the other side. The faster I got to the palace the better. But I was still in the skirt. I feltmy waist, knowing what had to be there for a noble woman, even one with such short hair. I felt the dagger and money puch hidden under the scrunchy sash on my waist, and slid into a clothes shop. I grabbed a pair of breeches and a tunic, even though they were meant for men. I also grabbed a hat and a traveling bag. I paid for the items, then hid inan alleyway and changed. I stufed the dress, dagger, and money into the traveling bag, and my hair into the hat. Then I continued my rush to the palace.
I slipped past the guard and would've gotten myself killed if not for the white haired woman who pulled me into the shadows. A pair of white wolf ears were on her head. I tried not to stare at my creation.
"Why have you put the guards in such a frenzy?" Aurora, the woman, demanded of me. "And why are you dressed like a man?"
"Ronald's symbol, west of his palace, freshly burned," I stammered out "Impossible to run in." her white eyes stared at me, and then she led me towards the throne room. I saw the silver haired Thorn, and her gold spun haired sister, Rose. My mind had stopped trying to compute how I had ended up in the country from my books.
"She saw the symbol of Ronald, she has an air about her, that seems to be that she could have complete control if she so wiched. It appears to be a type of magic," spoke Aurora. Rose's eyes looked at me, I was starting to feel lightheaded.
"So you're saying she got past the guards that trained you to fight just to inform us that he came back again?" said Thorn. The shock in her voice was clear. But it had been a sword guard. Those were easy. Duck and run. It was the crossbow guards that were dangerous.If you didn't have cover within five seconds of being spotted, you were dead.
"Yes. Which is why she should search with us." Aurora said. I stood there, my face slightly confused as we prepared to go search for a dead man. a feat Aurora had been through once before. We traveled fast to the burned area, but as soon as we arrived, my eyes widened. A deep seated fear built in my stomach, as the first tendrils of Bloom powder tossed into the air reached my nose.
Hours later, I awoke tied in a cellar, and oddly familiar cellar. That's the moment I started to panic. There were four obsidian black statues, one in each corner, each had a different weapon: sword, axe, mace, crossbow. There was a scorch mark on the floor. The three women from earlier were bound across the room.
A man stood crooning in front of them, mocking them with words. Twice dead. Aurora looked at me as the man backed to the center of the room.
"Do Something!" she screamed. Somehow she knew I was the only one who could. But my hands were tied. My mind wasn't though, so I did the only thing I could think of. I twisted a story into the country I wrote about.
"And the four statues turned and walked toward the middle where stood Ronald," something about the place made me adopt a more ancient powerful tongue, "The axe-holder struck down behind him, preventing him from running backwards. Thw sword holderdrove his weapon into the cloak Ronald war, holding him in place, the mace-wielder raised his weapon and the crosbow-holder shot an arrow that passed through his body a split second before the mace broke the spot where he could return to alive again, and the body that stood there. Than the four states retreated back and the ropes fell from the captives hands. Ronald was gone, forever. Thrice times he's been killed, never shall he return." The words were acted out as I said them. I felt myself leave the cellar and take my own path, somehow ending up in my room back home. Then I woke up.[/purple]
[dodgerblue]I dreamed I was swimming through a blood red ocean, deep in the sea. And I was breathing. But I had legs. I swam towards a light at the bottom. And then I swam through it. I was suddenly flying through the air, with no wings. I landed on top of Mount Everest and grabbed a sled to ride down the mountain. I went flying down the mountain, dodging obstacles. At the bottom I started to run, towards a tree. I climbed the tree, leaping up the branches. Then I dove back into the red water. This time I was a red tailed mermaid. I swam out of the red area, tired and scarred. I made my way to the cave where I apparently lived and started a fire with a snap of my fingers. I curled up on a rock and went to sleep.[/dodgerblue]
[limegreen]I once had a dream that involved me, Kim, and bella in a field. there was this dude there, and he suddenly looked at Bella and said "IHAVEARING! A freaking ring! And I'm freaking out"
Three seconds later, Kim and I were laughing, rolling around in the snow. bella, was trying to say yes but kept snickering, and the poor dude didn't know why we were all laughing. Eventually everything worked out, and everyone was all happy. dude still tdidn't know what was funny.[/limegreen]
The all-purpose disease guide
- Kimitis- A disease in which the tongue smily is drastically overused.
- Hawkitis- A disease in which people give you many names. Many of which make no sense.
- Kaycitis- A disease in which you die a lot and for the simplest most ridiculous reasons.
- Faygitis- A disease in which you talk in third person a lot.
- OCST- (Obsessive Compulsive Stalker Traits) Freaking out when you haven't talked to someone in a day or less.
- Desitis- Creating twisted sick plotlines for characters that are constantly tortured.
- OBD- (Obsessive Book Disorder) When one has to have a good book at all costs.
Dreams about me!
[green]My friend Victoria had a dream in which she was getting married to her boyfriend Carlos, who's a vampire (it is a very long and creepy story, but I think he is) They kissed, and then all these mafia dudes with guns burst in and started shooting. Carlos told her to get in the car, while the bullets deflected off him. After the shooting stopped she went back into the church and saw a whole lot of their friends laying dead. And I was in the middle just waving at them. I forced them into the car and they went off to their honeymoon together.[/green]
[blue]Court had a dream she got an owl from Hawk saying "Meet me, Des, Austin, and Kim at this hotel. We all live near each other!!" Then she went to this old building that was falling apart the super fast way that only makes sense in dreams. It had two stories and was made out of this pale pink cement like stuff and there was a balcony on the second story that was falling apart and was all tilted on one side. There was vine all over the front of the building and it had a lot of windows all of which were broke. There was a little wood door in the front that...rusted, that's the only way to explain it. Inside hawk was waiting with a paper bag held over the middle of her face, she told me that it was to keep us from finding her name, and it made sense to me. She had inch long dirty blond hair that was spiked and she was short, like 5th grader short. She led me down this little hall and into a room with a mattress on the floor and vines growing up the wall. there was a room and another hall that went off of the room and in the room Kim(looking like the picture she has of her with the hat) was playing with a little green bird. In the hall were Des and Austin. Des had shoulder length brown hair and a long white dress with biker gloves and she was pressed up against the wall by Austin who had on a red t-shirt and jeans he had short spiky black hair and almost black skin. They were kissing really loud, Hawk kept yelling at them. Hawk sat down on the mattress and I tried to guess her name. She always had the bag held against her face. She just kept saying maybe to all my guesses. Then kim ran into the room and shouted "He killed my bird! The guy from Saw killed my bird! He's gonna kill us next!" So we all ran around trying to get out but all the windows and doors were gone. We went up these rickety stairs and jumped off the balcony and the puppet off of Saw started throwing flaming forks at us. I guess Austin got killed from the fall or something cause he was laying at the bottom of the building dead when she looked back and Des was crying over him. Hawk held a garbage can lid out to block us from the forks while Kim dragged Des away. We decided to split up.[/blue]
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I have observed something that really ticks me off. If I casually mention Wyatt Earp, Doc Holiday or Tombstone in conversation, no one has a d... clue what I'm talking about. However, if i mention the alamo, people know what I mean! Why is it that the event from Texas is so much better than Arizona? It ain't! Texas is evil! Come on people! Seriosly. The only thing I've heard mention of from Arizona is Geronimo. That's the only person in Arizona History. Meh.
How much is the Dolly in the window...
So, yeah. I got ored and made Luke Skywalker turn evil, after, of course, giving him a daughter to train in the ways of the force. Which is this doll. Yes she uses two lightsabers, I just find it cool.
I feminized The Doctor off Doctor Who.
A female Indiana Jones.
This is how I always, without fail picture Kim.
This is what I picture my friend Hawk to look like.
This is what I picture my friend Lily looking like...
And this is what I picture Court looking like.
Quote me!
"OH Merlin's pink pokadotted underpants that were stolen by gnomes!!" Digi
"I'm not insane!" Kim
"Thats what happens when your hero is Mr. Harry I need attention and need it NOW James OMG not enough drama and focus on me and my angst Potter." Bella
"They're coming to take me away!" Kim
"Wait..Which Des? Me, or Des!silver or Des!fire or Des the cat demon or Des the watcher? WHICH DES?" Me
"Gage and Ari together forever!" Me, on two of Kim's charries.
"Sugar + no sleep + Des = ten beers to normal folk" me, in regard to a girl saying i need sleep or sugar.
"IHAVEARING! A freaking ring! and I'm freaking out!" Aubrey, a rp charrie.
I swear to you, someday I will own this sign.
*flashback time! Oh YAY!* Des is reading HBP on her bed, it's midnight. The door opens and shuts. Des sits up, alert, flips book over to hold her place, There are the sound of fottsteps in the kitchen. Des panics, and grabs for her cellphone on the bookshelf. She presses a number, and waits. A vioce says hello on the other end.
"I think someone's in the house!"
The voice says stay calm, I'm going outside, meet me there.
"I'm getting the gun."
The voice says, no don't get the gun.
"I'm getting the gun.
Okay, I'm in my front yard. Des places the gun by the front door and sprints across the yard fasterthan she's ever run. She shakily spends the night next door with the neighbors. No one was ever in the house, and the neighbors will not come over after dark. They now realize sweet, crazy Des WILL shoot anyone in her house that is not supposed to be there. or club them with the gun case that she can't get open.
So, I write weird things. Currently some of my closest MNI friends are going to star in a story, so watch out! When dreams meet joointers meet Des writing...a very strange story must unfold in...
The Jointer Chronicles
Starting in New York in a time when some idiot cloned a monster from the past, a girl on the run meets up with one of her online friends, also on the run. They team up together and escape with their lives, heading to Michigan by way of canada. From their they add another to their midst, and head to Texas, followed closely by Arizona. It makes no sense, and yet...it makes all the sense in the world.
Huh, what else to put in this post. Dare I post the summaries of my stories? Or should I remain with the Titles?
Des!Storyteller
The ultimate guide to unpublished books written by a book addict.
- The Queens of Seronia (IP) [F] |S| ~
- The Librarian(NS) [F] |S| ~
- The Watcher(NS) [F] |S| ~
- The Risen(NS) [F] |S| ~
- Jew(NS) [HF] {R} ~
- Spirits of Death(NS) [F]
- Flight(IP) [SF] ~
- The Guardians(IP) [F]
- Roses and Poesies(IP) [RF] {R} ~
- Gunshot(IP) [RF] <3 ~
- The Elements(IP) [F] * ~
- Destiny(IP) [F] * ~
- The Jointer Chronicles(IP) [SF] * ~
- The Essences(NS) [F]
- Night(IP) [F] ~
- Happily Ever After(NS) [RF] <3
- The Lost(NS) [RF] ~
- The Epic of the Sorceress Kimifer and Atonis the Fool(IP) [F] |D| ~
- The Perils of Sir Aubrey and the Enchantress Bella(NS) [F] |D| ~
- Figment(NS) [F]
Decodement!
- (IP) In progress- This story is currently written down in some way shape or form.
- (NS) Not started- This story is in planning, but has not been started yet
- [F] Fantasy
- [SF] Science Fiction
- [RF] Realistic Fiction
- [HF] Historical fiction
- * This story can be found on my storywrite account
- <3 This story is primarily a Romance
- |S| This story is set in Seronia, The first mythical land I ever created.
- |D| This story is set in Demonica, The second mythical land I created
- {R} this story requires research on many subjects.
- ~ This story comes highly recommended by its author.
I am aware that there are nearly twenty stories on there. There was only nineteen yesterday at this time. so, yes. I write a lot. And Yes, I recommend a lot of my books. Currently I'm working on a new of begining the Guardians. And the first chapter of Flight. And I'm in the midst of kicking off Roses and Posies. gunshot is getting a redone beginning. And The Queens of Seronia is getting another start and layout. Easier for me to traverse the pages, writing small, tiny words. I have a special book for it already.
Contents of my purse on a day to day basis
- sketchbook
- at least three notebooks to write in
- two cases of art supplies
- random scraps of paper
- a wall calender
- random pins, buttons, etc.
- lipgloss
- perfume
- cell phone
- Ipod
- A book
- If during the school year, occasionally a notebook or text book or two gets shoved in to lighten my load.
A random moment brought to you by Desco
"Oh jonathon! Please! Please don't leave me!" A skinny blonde begged. Her eyes glistened with tears.
"How could I, Crystal?" whispered Jonathon, taking her in his arms, "We were meant to be!"
Then a giant snake rips through the house and devours them both.
This moment brought to you by Desco, where all the romances haters go.
I bash romance alot.
Things I have done...
- Learned the corography to Out Tonight from RENT
- Eaten chips at ten at night
- eaten chips at midnight.
The list of failed twists from big series/movies...I have no life...)
- Kakashi's sister (Naruto) - Amaya disappeared one night after an attack by the ninetailed fox. Like her brother, she werars a mask.
- Luke's Daughter (Star Wars) - After a drastic turn to the darkside by Luke Skywalker, his daughter, Kira Skywalker has to go on the run. She ends up trying to become a Jedi Knight on her own.
- Short Round's Adopted Daughter (Indiana Jones) -Years after Temple of Doom, Short Round and Indy are captured by KGB agents, leaving Mutt to try and rescue them. But he almost slips up, and if not for a mysterious brunette, he'd have failed. Despite his curiosity about the girl, she says nothing about her. Until Shorty greets her enthusiastically as Catalina. He explains that he adopted her off the streets, and she insists it's Cat. That being said, she wanders off. a little while later Mutt is forced on a plane to go help his dad an archaelogist he doesn't know, a Dr. Smith. Turns out, it's Cat. a true Indiana mission follows.
Weird ways to Die
- Impaled by high heeled shoe
- Fell off high heeled shoe
- Eyes gouged out by high heeled shoe
- Heart stops from laughter
- Drowned while drinking from a water bottle
- The PTFPTMD come and tickle
- Impaled by a pencil
- crushed by a bag
- crushed by books.
- strangled by a necklace.
I saw HBP, so the theorem goes in a spoiler. At the end when Harry says It was always Snape, I had to refrain from gasping as information from all themovis streamed through my mind. And in the end, this remained.
The one with the power to vanquish the dark lord shall be born as the seventh month dies...
What if the prophecy talked about not a birth, but a change. Some people say when you drstically change, you get born. Harry was born as the seventh month died, and Voldemort threatened him and his family. Snape however, started begging the dark lord to spare Lily, knowing that the Dark Lord wouldn't.
To those who had thrice defied him
Lily had thrice defied the Dark Lord as we all know. Snape switched sides (was reborn) in reaction to her death.
and either must kill the other... I don't remember the prophecy, and google does not give me the words.
Well, I guess this means either Snape or Harry must kill Voldemort.
For neither can live while the other survives.
Snape and Voldemort both die. Duh. Neither live while the other survives.
So, in all actulity, the prophecy could have been about SNAPE.
The one with the power to vanquish the dark lord shall be born as the seventh month dies...
What if the prophecy talked about not a birth, but a change. Some people say when you drstically change, you get born. Harry was born as the seventh month died, and Voldemort threatened him and his family. Snape however, started begging the dark lord to spare Lily, knowing that the Dark Lord wouldn't.
To those who had thrice defied him
Lily had thrice defied the Dark Lord as we all know. Snape switched sides (was reborn) in reaction to her death.
and either must kill the other... I don't remember the prophecy, and google does not give me the words.
Well, I guess this means either Snape or Harry must kill Voldemort.
For neither can live while the other survives.
Snape and Voldemort both die. Duh. Neither live while the other survives.
So, in all actulity, the prophecy could have been about SNAPE.
I very rarely have a favorite set, avvie, or siggie, but sometimes it just works out that way. so, I'm going to post some of my favorites here.
holding one of my favorite quotes from the Book Thief, this set will always be among my favorites, no matter what. Even if later in the book the snowman is used in a phrase that makes me cry. Well, the entire end of the book makes me cry.
Yes, I have writing Pet Peeves. Yes, I made them into an avvie. No life.
Based off my Theorem.
A quote I once said, watching a program on the freemasons that revealed Bibles are made of Hemp (key ingredient in marijuana). On the day in question, Kim had been hungover from soda. so, while everyone was sniffing bibles, somebody informed us that there was another ingredient needed for the hemp to have that whole "get high factor" The result was thus.
I was involved in this huge rp, in which my charrie was imperiused to kill, so she blames herself and thinks she should have fought harder.
Based on Seronia. My mythical country.
Rp. Nuff said.
Im a fangirl okay? I'm still walking on clouds because it's going to be a movie. If only they would cast it already!!!
Just...shut it okay? Operation Valkyrie was the redeeming factor for Nazis for me. They tried to KILL Hitler. They got him to SIGN his own death notice. It was AWESOME.
I warned you. I'm a fangirl. Over many things.
The set says it all really. I love fire with a passion.
Valkyrie. Perhaps my favorite mythical creature of all time!!!
ghttp://img145.imageshack.us/img145/5074/28785006.jpg A set based off a song. Made from boredom.
It's about the different hair colors of Desdom. One of mine has silver, another the fire, so i decided I'd have a light purple as an anime charrie.
I made a set off this picture once, and well..this happened...
This is the different avs and sig of one of my rp charries, Destiny Akuma. I always forget how young she really is. She's only 21 years old!! And yet, she suffers so much.
Yeah, I had a lot of time. I had a lot more, but I fogot the password to get into my other lunapic. And, as you can see, photobucket doesn't work on here. I don't know WHY though.
Breakdown of the whole Des!noun things
- Des!fire- My rp charrie of a fire faerie. named Destiny.
- Des!silver- Another rp charrie named Des, but with silver hair.
- Des!day- A day in the life of Des.
- Des!storyteller- for when I write all the time.
- Des!philosopher- I have my moments okay.
A basic Gryffie Conversation...
- How to seduce and kill Lord Voldemort
- Jumping on trains
- Hobos
- Giant Pigeons
- Des riding giant pigeons
- Des riding giant flying hobos
- Dreams
- How to pronounce Zizzy
- Destiny's Theorem of the Trelawny Prophecy
- Portapotties
Okay, so my bookmarks list is long and makes absolutely no sense whatsoever. EG I've bookmarked things that I go on daily. and then there are the thing that I go on rarely. And then there's the Des folder. It contains
- Assassination Attempts on Adolf Hitler
- Nostradamus's prophecies
- Dream dictionary
- Mermish language
- list of names
- WWII Timeline
- Obscure site of obscure things
My freetime is spent searching random WWII things for my book, and trying to decipher Nostradamus's prophecies in an attempt to understand the future. Thus far I have surmised that we're all screwed. I also think that a lot of them are about the same people. There are a lot of mentions of The Prince, which could be the Prince of Annemark, and of the duke. And then there's the mentions of the seven. Who are the seven is what I want to know. The seven keep cropping up!!! It s the most significant and magical number, and Nostradamus mentions The Seven multiple times! Anyway, after that mini tangent of The Seven and such, I must continue on to use all the characters!
Des has a few random moments as Mistress Klutzie, the famous seer
I see a dark time coming, in which the technology has grown to the point of danger, though not in the way everyone will suspect. Demons of past times shall return to haunt the world once more,. It is the time where Nostradamus's prophecies are all coming true, and the seven walk among the world. It is a time of death and destruction, and yet there is a light at the end of this dark tunnel in a world so alike and so different from our own time. The world is giving up, but yet it only takes one lone human to grasp the light at the end and brighten lives.
I am a rp addict. Why do I say this? Because I have set genres for my rp charries on my Ipod. And I'm the bloody rp queen. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
With their dying breath... A list of favorite last words.
"Well, I'll be da**ed. That's Funny." Doc Holliday
"Don't disturb my circles!" Archimedes
"I can't sleep." J. M. Barrie (author of Peter Pan)
"Now I can cross the Shifting Sands." L. Frank Baum (author of Wizard of Oz)
"If all the swords in England were pointed against my head, your threats would not move me." Thomas Beckett
"I just wish I had time for one more bowl of chili." Kit Carson
"I'm bored with it all." Winston Churchill
"More Weight" Giles Corey (victim of Salem witch trials)
"But how the devil do you think this could harm me?" Denis Dedirot
"Hey, Jimmie! The Chimney Sweeps. Talk to the Sword. Shut up, you got a big mouth! Please come help me up, Henny. Max come over here... French Canadian bean soup... I want to pay, let them leave me alone..." Dutch Schultz
"This is absurd! This is absurd!" Sigmund Freud
"I really need a therapist." Christopher Grace
"I know you are here to kill me. Shoot, coward, you are only going to kill a man." Che Guevara
"Gentlemen, I bid you farewell…" Wallace Hartley (member of the band on the Titanic)
Things thatmake me cry
- The ending of the Book Thief
- Advertisement for the final season of Monk
- The christmas Shoes
- A Walk To Remember
- The ending of Knowing
- Advertisement for My sister's keeper, but not the actual movie
The phrases in the Book Thief that make me cry
- "As long as they both lived, she would never kiss Rudy Steiner." Death, on Liesel's vow
- "I guess I'm better at leaving things behind rather than taking them with me" Rudy Steiner
- "There once was a strange, small man, Max, but there was a wordshaker too." Liesel Meminger
- "Remember the snowman Max?" Liesel Meminger
- "You've been bombed." Random Nazi
- "Wake up, Rudy." Liesel Meminger.
So, by now you've noticed my ornate obsession with Seronia. So, I found it neccessary to create a list of important places in Seronia.
- The Royal Palace- The great crystal palace where the royal family resides.
- the Seronian Library- The wide library containing the kniowledge and books accumulated over the years.
- Ravenhedge- a small community in the capital city of Seronia occupied mostly by farmers and merchants.
- The Tower of Watchers- Where every watcher goes, to guard Seronia. There they learn the truth behind their power.
- The Dark Castle- ronald's residence and the place where he was resurrected just outside the capital city
- The Maze Forest- On the border of Demonica, this is where Aurora spent a lot of her time when traveling.
- Isle of Lost Souls- The place where Aurora, Destiny, and Sam all meet to match wits with a new yet familiar demon in a place where the lost spirits walk....
Before there was the adventure story... There was the RPers...
The Jointers, and the possible rp charrie ships for stalkers!!!
- Gage/Ari
- Gage/Edward
- Gage/Des
- Gage/Ami
- Gage/Nate
- Gage/Ivy
- Gage/Aubrey
- Gage/Dri
- Gage/Asma
- Gage/Haris
- Gage/Tia
- Gage/Mel
- Gage/Bella
- Gage/Anthony
- Gage/Josh
- Gage/Remus
- Gage/Lauryn
- Gage/Dylan
- Gage/Jazz
- Gage/Kevin
- Ari/Aubrey
- Ari/Haris
- Ari/Josh
- Ari/Anthony
- Ari/Remus
- Ari/Des
- Ari/Dri
- Ari/Bella
- Ari/Jazz
- Ari/Edward
- Ari/Dylan
- Ari/Lauryn
- Ari/Mel
- Ari/Asma
- Ari/Kevin
- Ari/Nate
- Des/Kevin
- Des/Haris
- Des/Aubrey
- Des/Josh
- Des/Anthony
- Des/Remus
- Des/Asma
- Des/Bella
- Des/Lauryn
- Des/Jazz
- Des/Mel
- Des/Nate
- Des/Dri
- Bella/Aubrey
- Bella/Remus
- Bella/Lauryn
- Bella/Asma
- Bella/Mel
- Bella/Josh
- Bella/Anthony
- Bella/Haris
- Bella/Nate
- Bella/Jazz
- Bella/Dri
- Asma/Haris
- Asma/Josh
- Asma/Anthony
- Asma/Remus
- Asma/Lauryn
- Asma/Dri
- Asma/Nate
- Asma/Jazz
- Asma/Mel
- Jazz/Haris
- Jazz/Remus
- Jazz/Mel
- Jazz/Nate
- Jazz/Josh
- Jazz/Aubrey
- Jazz/Anthony
- Jazz/Dri
- Jazz/Lauryn
- Lauryn/Remus
- Lauryn/Aubrey
- Lauryn/Josh
- Lauryn/Anthony
- Lauryn/Dri
I want to put some epic rp quotes in here, but there's this whole thing about a 2568 word post that would break my character count faster than anything so I'm going to go with an epic answer to a question court asked me.
Court: What would you do if 523 monkeys suddenly attacked you?
Me: I would check if they were purple and had wings, and if so, go find Kim to yell at her for the monkeys attacking me.
Court: What if they were regular monkeys?
Me: Then I'd find Kim and let her mutate them so she could have her PTFPTMD.
Court: wow Des
So, as you can see, I have a very strange mind. and a strange obsession for those monkeys. Anyway.
RANDOM!
PTFPTMD- Purple talking Flying Pie Throwing Monkeys of Doom - The infamously famous monkeys used to torture by Kim.
KAMF- Khaki Aquatic Monkeys of Fate- A recent idea that could lead to a deep and long war between two races of monkey.
Quite obviously, I have absolutely no life.
Okay, besides these random babblings that all seem to relate to rp 9oh, yes, the rp queen will always make herself known!!!) I want to talk a little about some other random junk before I run out of charries in this post.
Okay, so anyone who knows me can see I have this odd passion for Fire. I don't know why, there seems to be no reason at all. I just love fire. And I want to learn how to eat it. That's right, i want to play with fire, breath it like air, and swallow it like food. It would be so awesome. I even have a particular outfit in mind! Well, sorta. I have to make it more than a thing in my mind still by sketching it out. I wonder if they make color contacts that cause your eyes to look like fire...
As well as learning to play with fire, I want to publish one of my stories (complete list somewhere...there *gestures to large long post*). For the last three years its been my dream to become an author, read by more than online people or my close friends and family. It just seems so hard to write a book that'd I'd read, let alone anyone else would. But I ain't giving up. Not ever.
Okay, so when I get bored, I start thinking of random things. Once, reading Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, I randomly thought of Pendragon, and Bleach. Then I remembered that Pendragon had its own manga, so I was all like "Why doesn't Potter have one?" now I'm going to be experimenting with attempts at a Harry Potter manga. what else?
So, rather than the HPManga, I also want to write a movie/play script off country songs. It all started when I couldn't get the song "Little Red Rodeo" Out of my head. Then I figured I could work from there with Garth, Reba, and Martina pounding my eardrums as well.
On the subject of scripts, I want to make an animated movie script. And I want it to be in a time much like the 1800's, about a girl who rebels, steals her dads boat, and ends up falling in love with the wrong man before realizing who the right one really is. Then she has to get back to him. How? Who knows...It's not written yet, I only have two of the songs written down.
Once more on the subject of scripts, I want to write a musical. Trouble is, I have no idea where to begin. I want to get a plot, but all I have to work with currently is the phrase "Can you feel any tears on your cheek? Is your heart in shards? Or was I just another toy? Did you play with my emotions? Is that all it was? Or is there more? Or am I dreaming of never love tonight?" so, at the moment, the plot is nada.
Hmm, maybe I actually could work with that phrase, turn it into a movie and send it in to the people who run Nanowrimo's sister program, which asks for scripts....
Oh, that's another thing. I want to complete 50,000 words in one story, so that I can honestly say that I have won Nanowrimo. And THEN I'll become a published author! That's my grand plan, because up to now, I have never completed a book, but give me a deadline, and I will be able to finish one, and make sure its good.
One thing I do hate though, is the research involved in writing anything that is not straight up fantasy. Unless its about knives. or fire. Those are the two exceptions to the research rule: Knives and Fire. Actually Knives can be changed to swords or any other type of weapon. And then there's the black plague. That's a fun item to research. The pictures are disturbing though. All the skeletons, and there was this man riding a skeleton horse once. Odd no? It's hard to think that there's an actual cure for it now, and oh yes! That's how far my research went! A cure for the plague that haunts my very thoughts all the time.
Continued in the next post!!!